DJ make me wet

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Noodles.

Noodles and Company gave me an interview omg

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Doggy attack zomg

3/14/12 — 7:48pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zig3MyH-HD2v Filed under: #thelma  #pluto 
Just to give you a visual of my night. Maximum cameltoe right now. This is what a sexbomb looks like. I’d fuck myself. Check out dat midsectionnnnn. … I’m not even afraid that people are going to see this because I have 14 tumblr followers. 10 of these people aren’t strangers or Janet Jackson fan tumblrs.

Just to give you a visual of my night.
Maximum cameltoe right now.
This is what a sexbomb looks like.
I’d fuck myself.
Check out dat midsectionnnnn.

… I’m not even afraid that people are going to see this because I have 14 tumblr followers. 10 of these people aren’t strangers or Janet Jackson fan tumblrs.

High-res 3/6/12 — 12:04am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zig3MyHYfeAY Filed under: #sex  #fuck  #me  #abs  #janet 
My kind of night

I’m sitting in my bed watching Tyler Perry movies in a tank top and compression shorts

I’m eating a veggie sausage sandwich and a banana

Phallic phoods

I’m also eating a tangerine

These are the intimate details of this romantic night I will spend fucking myself

Either myself or a laundry basket I’m not sure yet

Maybe I’ll just go to sleep

Yeah I’m just going to go to bed now

Bye world

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What brown people say when white people aren’t paying attention

That white lady librarian over there has a similar body type to that pear I had at lunch

This has been another edition of Shit Brown People Say

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